Rockford, IL—As she walked through a fairground called Mayberry Town, she was in a hurry to make it to the portable toilet. She was on the run with the runs. She observed the ramshackle condition of the entire operation. She's a local teen named G…
Today in Balderdash marks the 75th annual Sausage weigh man show. The show begins at 9:00pm tonight and will have music by the country metal band the Fartknockers and comedy double act Tate n Lyle will also be performing in the "Fosters Liver" tent.
A man from Birmingham claims he is the forgotten missing fourth Bee Gee. Bernard Gibb 75 claims he was shunned from the band the moment they got famous they brushed him aside and he hasn’t spoken to Barry since then. ”I haven’t spoken to any…
NY - Just before he died, the singer Meatloaf told his nurse the five things that he wouldn't do for love, answering the burning question from his hit song, I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that.) Although the nurse actually had no ide…
There's nothing like settling back on the settee with the wife, a nice drink, and a packet of salt 'n' vinegar crisps, and watching a DVD, but one man has told how his enjoyment of these televisual feasts has been ruined recently, after his DVD playe…
SAN FRANCISCO – Members of the newly-formed Pink Lives Matter movement have announced plans for a big entertainment whoop-dee-do, as they say down in Nawlins (New Orleans). Organizers, Bruce Figwater and Myron Tutu, have informed the media that th…
Wahoo, Nebraska - A local man here was surprised when infomed that the reality show "Amazing Race" had nothing to do with how great white people are, and is lobbying to force networks to be less deceitful and name their shows according to their true...
OK, another pointless clickbait list. Please join me in rushing home from school to watch one of these classics of British TV back when it was just mediocre, as opposed to unwatchable garbage: 1. The Persuaders Tony Curtis and Roger Moore t...
The well known and loved children's program "Fireman Sam" has been cancelled by the BBC on the grounds that nobody outside the M25 understands it. "He never drinks a soya latte, and doesn't know what quinoia is," claimed a lesbian from the BBC.
New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, accused of allegedly paying for sexual favors, has teamed with former President Clinton to create #MeNeither in order to defend themselves and countless other men that may have been falsely accused. Kraft...
The BBC, which has over the years become a bastion of angry lesbians and moronic Londoners, has today publicly announced a change in their employment policy "We're going to try an experiment in social justice," admitted a grumpy diesel dyke. "We'r...
The Black and White Minstrel Show, the popular 'blackface' song and dance extravaganza broadcast on BBC television for 20 years, is to astound viewers once more, by making a comeback to the small screen this spring. The show, which was axed in 197...
US experts are concerned about a steady rise in cosmetic procedures to widen the head and enlarge the eyes in mostly teen and preteen girls. Jennifer Smith is 12 years old, and she has been begging her parents for the last two years to get the upp...
Columbia Pictures and Amblin Entertainment are banking on a new, controversial technology for their latest film release, Men in Black: International. The much-anticipated fourth installment in the blockbuster franchise features a fresh A-list cast,...
Emmanuel Lewis, the star of the 1980s sitcom "Webster", was awarded the distinguished 'Dignity Prize' in Los Angeles last night by the National Academy of Self-Esteem, a rare honor bestowed upon former celebrities who have never appeared in a shamefu...
Saxophonist Kenny G performed an impromptu concert for charity in the First Class section of a Tampa-to-Los Angeles Delta Airlines flight last week, prompting passengers on-board to wonder 'where was a midair collision when you wanted one?' "We...
'D-List' celebrities gathered in Hollywood yesterday to support the broadening of the Celebrity Rating System by having a '+' or '-' following their designated category to further pinpoint their level of intelligence, talent and fame. And leadin...
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