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Funny story: A-1 sex robots evolution and spirit extraction as answer to climate change

A-1 sex robots evolution and spirit extraction as answer to climate change

The latest news with these A1 sex robots leads away from and beyond sex—beyond even recent developments in genital-sensing, interior wifi, and talk-amount control button. Do all sex robots have to be sexy? Longer and RoboBanger Associates say n...

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Funny story: Russia, If You’re Listening, Release Trump’s Tax Returns

Russia, If You’re Listening, Release Trump’s Tax Returns

Russia, if you’re listening, please release Trump’s tax returns because he won’t! He claims they are "being audited." Since he announced his run for the presidency, years ago going down that escalator, Trump claimed his tax returns were "being audite...

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Funny story: Bezos Takes Over National Enquirer and Merges it With Washington Post

Bezos Takes Over National Enquirer and Merges it With Washington Post

Although it was thought that the National Enquirer would become the advertising insert of the venerable Washington Post, it turns out it is actually to become more of a print version of Amazon.com. Bezos has long envied the Enquirer's place on th...

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

The world's richest man, Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are to divorce after 25 years of marriage, proving, without a shred of a doubt, the old maxim that money can't buy you happiness. Bezos created the multinational technology...

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Funny story: Amazon to offer employees adult diapers at cost

Amazon to offer employees adult diapers at cost

In response to ongoing bad publicity showing Amazon fulfillment center employees urinating in trash cans to avoid bathroom breaks that hurt production numbers, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has offered employees adult diapers at cost.  The announcement came...

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Funny story: DemocRATs want to live large "like Putin"

DemocRATs want to live large "like Putin"

La La land, USA—In a follow-up to a Gal Lupp poll in which 51% of DemocRATs confessed to preferring socialism to capitalism, respondents to the poll gave their reasons for their preference. “Why work when I can get stuff free?” Freddy the Freeload...

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Funny story: Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Ever since Apple announced plans to store employee eggs in hopes that women would remain at their desks and continue with business as usual (as opposed to quitting to have a kid) the march has begun for other institutions to open Egg Banks. Sperm Ban...

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos opening chain of Brit-style fish 'n' chip shops

Jeff Bezos opening chain of Brit-style fish 'n' chip shops

New York - Commenting on his recent $250 million acquisition of the Washington Post billionaire Amazon chief Jeff Bezos said today the purchase will be a vital back up in the expansion of his fledgeling fast food empire. "The Comeback Cod chain is...

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Funny story: Ten Comments from Experts about the Possible Ending of the World in 2012

Ten Comments from Experts about the Possible Ending of the World in 2012

What's the skinny on this scary prediction? Here's a sampling of comments: Martha Stewart: "Be prepared. Pack yourself some nice take-out meals that travel REALLY well." Queen Elizabeth II: "I'm not leaving without my tiara, my royal robes, and my purse." Entrepreneur Donald Trump: "I STILL may run for president." Twitter executive: "Send some good-bye tweets, but remembe...

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