Showing:

Funny satire stories about Amazon

Try another search?

Funny story: 'Amazion' sell millions of Hijabs in Afghanistan as Taliban run riot!

'Amazion' sell millions of Hijabs in Afghanistan as Taliban run riot!

Afghanistan, a nation filled with rugged mountains, valleys, and just happens to be the largest drug producing country on the planet is unconquerable proclaim the Taliban! Brits attempted to syphon off Afghanistan's major export many years ago but…

Read full story
Funny story: Song - One Tin Astronaut

Song - One Tin Astronaut

(To be sung to the melody of “One Tin Soldier”) Listen children to a story That was told not long ago ‘Bout a rich guy on a mountain And his workers far below. On the mountain was a treasure Where the white guy paid no tax ‘Cause our tax law…

Read full story
Funny story: Jeff Bezos's underpaid employees say his space flight will be 100% safe

Jeff Bezos's underpaid employees say his space flight will be 100% safe

He is the man who looks like the egg laid by Scrooge McDuck. Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, the world's richest arsehole, announced this week that he will be taking a trip into space on the very first flight of his ship the Blue Orifice. The spaceship is…

Read full story
Funny story: Amazon Has Acquired the United States of America for an Undisclosed Amount. What More Could Bezos Need?

Amazon Has Acquired the United States of America for an Undisclosed Amount. What More Could Bezos Need?

Paramount, Universal, and Warner Brothers: these are just some of the film studios not owned by Amazon Inc. (yet). The United States of America, a lesser-known studio known for producing those highly-rated White House Covid-19 press conferences, was…

Read full story
Funny story: Amazon Clamp Down On Stupid Questions

Amazon Clamp Down On Stupid Questions

In a shock move, Amazon have finally started prosecuting people who ask purposefully stupid questions about products on their site. The decision comes as campaigners ramped up efforts to pressure the consumer giant to get something done about the…

Read full story
Funny story: Santa Claus Told To Stay At Home This Christmas

Santa Claus Told To Stay At Home This Christmas

It's been announced in the last few minutes that a Coronavirus Think Tank made up of representatives from the world's leading powers has issued a strong warning to Santa Claus, telling him to stay at home this Christmas. Claus is known to be somet…

Read full story
Funny story: Every Presidential Poll Shows That President Trump’s Ass is Toast

Every Presidential Poll Shows That President Trump’s Ass is Toast

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Most of the reputable US political polls are showing that President Trump’s ass is toast, to use a popular southern cooking term. The Quintessential Poll, one of the most reputable polls n the nation, is going as fa…

Read full story
Funny story: Amazon sales are dropping

Amazon sales are dropping

For years, rumors have circulated on urban streets that anyone who buys from Amazon has to be gay. There may be some merit to the urban tale after Amazon's sales dropped when news broke of a transgender man being discriminated against at Amazon. A…

Read full story
Funny story: Amazon Mix-Up Sees Man Receive Hunting Rifle

Amazon Mix-Up Sees Man Receive Hunting Rifle

A Hounslow man was shocked to find that, instead of the expected delivery of a Sony 60-inch television, he, instead, received a Steyr Mannlicher Pro Hunter rifle. Mike Illingdeer said, "I'd been looking forward to setting up a new telly at the end…

Read full story
Funny story: Brazil Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Jeff Bezos - The Richest Man in the World

Brazil Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Jeff Bezos - The Richest Man in the World

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Jeff Bezos, who is the richest man in the world, has just received notice that he is being sued. The government of Brazil has informed Mr. Bezos that they do not appreciate him infringing on the Amazon name. They i…

Read full story
Funny story: Jeff Bezos announces he has finally killed Superman

Jeff Bezos announces he has finally killed Superman

Metropolis, Illinois. This morning, from his mansion, billionaire, Jeff Bezos, has announced that the Man of Steel is no more. Following a dramatic confrontation, the tech and retail CEO addressed the press in front of his slightly damaged mansion af…

Read full story
Funny story: Exasperated Satirists Give Up and Now Work at Amazon Warehouse

Exasperated Satirists Give Up and Now Work at Amazon Warehouse

(Kansas City, KS) Many full, part-time, and hobbyist satire writers have left the keyboard and put away the muse for the unforeseeable future, distraught and disgusted that, no matter what they conceive and create and share, they simply cannot keep u...

Read full story
Funny story: Amazon’s Alexa is Now Openly Chatting With People Who are in Self-Isolation

Amazon’s Alexa is Now Openly Chatting With People Who are in Self-Isolation

NEW YORK CITY – Alexa, Amazon’s personal virtual assistant, who came into being in 2014, has become tremendously popular, and has now been asked to step it up a notch. Alexa, who has been called everything from a voice interaction goddess to an in...

Read full story
Funny story: Man Just Wondered If It Was Worth Ordering Anything From Amazon, At This Late Stage

Man Just Wondered If It Was Worth Ordering Anything From Amazon, At This Late Stage

A man who was thinking of ordering some medical face masks from an online supplier on Amazon, hesitated at the last moment when it occurred to him he might die before they arrived. Moys Kenwood, 56, has been pacing around his house for nine days,...

Read full story
Funny story: Piranha Attack Victim Felt As If He Were Been Eaten Alive

Piranha Attack Victim Felt As If He Were Been Eaten Alive

A man who was the victim of an attack by piranha fish in the South American Amazon Basin, has said the animals were so ferocious, and the attack so sustained, he felt he was literally being "eaten alive". Ernesto Sanchez was on a camping trip in a...

Read full story
Funny story: Spoof Writer's Book On Amazon Was A Bit Pricey

Spoof Writer's Book On Amazon Was A Bit Pricey

A man who was looking into the affairs of a writer on the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, was astonished to find that a book written by that writer was listed on www.Amazon.com at a rather pricey $965.90, which took some believing, I can tell y...

Read full story
Funny story: Washington Post Explains that Owner Jeff Bezos Generously Allows Reporters to Act Fully Independently

Washington Post Explains that Owner Jeff Bezos Generously Allows Reporters to Act Fully Independently

Railing against suggestions by presidential candidate Bernie Sanders that its reporting might be biased by its ownership by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, Washington Post editor, Marty Baron, explained that Bezos generously allows Post journalists to operate...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more