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Funny story: Storm Area 51 Facts And Figures Are In

Storm Area 51 Facts And Figures Are In

Eyewitnesses in the Nevada desert towns of Rachel and Hiko last night, confirmed that only 150 of the expected two million visitors to Area 51 actually turned up at the site, leaving event organizers out of pocket. The US military, however, disput...

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Funny story: Confidential White House Source Says Area 51 Is Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Ultra-Cool, Big, Giant Blanket Fort

Confidential White House Source Says Area 51 Is Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Ultra-Cool, Big, Giant Blanket Fort

Area 51, Nevada - A really cool and mysterious secret source from the White House sent a super sensitive coded message to the press today, stating that Area 51 is actually President Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Big, Giant Blanket Fort, and...

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Funny story: Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump announced in a tweet early Thursday morning that he would be deploying troops to various spots around the world due to a top-secret emergency. Some of the locations include Mumbai, India, Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, M...

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Funny story: US ratchets up defense against Iran with advertising campaigns into the disputed area

US ratchets up defense against Iran with advertising campaigns into the disputed area

Anonymous sources at the State Department indicate a new campaign is underway to encourage resolution of conflicts—via advertising and subtle messages. The targets start with Iran, with extension of the new scheme to Venezuela and North Korea bei...

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Funny story: Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”

Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”

White House, Washington: Donald Trump outlines his War plans, based on the documentary series of Bilko. “As President of the United States, I feel compelled to advise you to watch the whole series of Sargeant Bilko, a well put together series of...

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Funny story: US military releases aliens in Mexico

US military releases aliens in Mexico

The US military reanimates two aliens with help from DARPA and their military project. The aliens were released in Jalisco, Mexico as part of an experiment. DARPA is an acronym for Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency. It's an agency of the...

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Funny story: US readying air force against immigrant caravan

US readying air force against immigrant caravan

Additional to possibly 15,000 troops, the United States Air Force will be summoned to defend against invasion of the caravan approaching through Mexico. Representatives of Mr. Trump have stated, “We will not be caught napping again,” apparently a...

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Funny story: Pentagon Admits Spending 79 Trillion Dollars On Hookers And Blow

Pentagon Admits Spending 79 Trillion Dollars On Hookers And Blow

In honor of Earth Day, Pentagon officials decided to tell the American people the truth for once. In a special report that was temporarily declassified for only 24 hours, the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces admitted that most of money supp...

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Funny story: Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Through The Looking Glass, Wa. D.C.-No stranger to controversy, it seems that President Trump has stepped in it once again. By bypassing one of the most powerful unions still in existence, Mr. Trump has earned the wrath of union hatters everywhere.

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Funny story: Trump to name Genghis Khan his Secretary of Defense

Trump to name Genghis Khan his Secretary of Defense

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Once again turning to retired generals to fill cabinet positions and other posts, President-elect Donald Trump is believed to be close to naming retired General Genghis Khan as his Secretary of Defense. Mr. Trump is said to resp...

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Funny story: Trump Says U.S. Military Is Stupid But Beautiful

Trump Says U.S. Military Is Stupid But Beautiful

The United States has the most powerful military in the world and in 2015 spent more on the military than the next seven biggest-spending nations combined. For fiscal year 2015, military spending is projected to account for 54 percent of all fede...

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Funny story: Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Donald Trump at a rally today accused Hillary Clinton of giving military secrets to the Russians. "On her computer that the Russians hacked are plans for The Modular Advanced Armed Robotic System (MAARS), stealth tanks, The XM2010 machine gun, and T...

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Funny story: Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Donald Trump claimed today that the U.S. military has become "a disaster," and is "gutted" since Obama took office. "He only wants to spend $1 trillion to modernize our military," the candidate said. "That's not nearly enough, not enough because H...

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Funny story: San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

The Department of Defense has spent at least $6 million to many NFL teams in exchange for their various salutes to service people and involvement in other military promotions at games. It is part of a recruitment process the War Department says.

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Funny story: Pokemon Go Players Killed on Artillery Range

Pokemon Go Players Killed on Artillery Range

A group of eight geeky university frat house buddies was instantly killed by a single round from an M777 self-propelled howitzer when they ventured onto a firing range at Fort Sill, Oklahoma. "Training accidents are always tragic", read a statemen...

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Funny story: Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

To Jeb Bush, brother of George. W. Bush on his announcement to stand for the presidency of the U.S., numerous greetings and best wishes have been flooding in. Well-wishers include Halliburton, Citibank, Chase Bank, World Bank, Barclay's Bank, the...

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Funny story: Whoops! Obama Wets Pants As He Bows To Generals

Whoops! Obama Wets Pants As He Bows To Generals

In its longest war in history, the U.S. has been in Afghanistan for 13 years. Now, no end is in sight. Reversing himself and Giving in to Pentagon Brass' demands that he violate his promise that the U.S. would have no combat role there next year,...

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