Winneshiek County, Iowa. After clearly stating that he did not want to experience the details of a hot, steamy, intensely-wild, "out-of-control" sex-driven relationship that could possibly go wrong several years down the road, 18-year-old Jeremy Lane successfully warded off numerous "unwanted" advances from his academic advisor at Loran College last Tuesday.
Despite the fact that 42-year-old Jane Clemens kept staring at him constantly with nothing but pure hunger in her eyes, as well as a ravenous desire to tear him apart completely in a sweaty night of unbridled, heavenly, orgasmic passion, Jeremy steadfastly maintained that it was his sole destiny in life to eventually look through old records in a museum (or accredited research center) so that he could calmly and professionally organize and display photographs, letters, documents, and various forms of intriguing literature from previous generations.
With her extraordinarily tight and firm thighs crossed and locks of gorgeous red hair draped beautifully around her partially-exposed, massive cleavage, Jane informed the secure young man that she was divorced and that she hadn't felt a "man's touch" in years.
Holding back his raging passion to read books and watch documentaries while simultaneously sensing that the physically-fit, athletic, perfectly-formed, carnal, pleasure-seeking, voluptuous cougar was perhaps overwhelmed and maybe even slightly confused about her direction in life, Jeremy "pulled out" numerous university brochures and catalogues showing the history, archaeology, and cultural anthropology courses he would need to take in his "big, long, and hard" journey towards becoming an archivist or part-time library assistant.