Westwood Village, CA. Woof Blister with an SOS for Spoof On Sports. Following UCLA's narrow last second win over South Alabama, despite being favored by 15 points, the Big Ten cancelled its earlier invitation requesting that the Bruins leave the…
Joe Biden wants poor students with fat bank loan payments to have a break. They need to make money, and not spend the rest of their lives paying off the interest alone that banks jack onto a poor man’s meager earnings. And the Republican Rich hate…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just revealed a very disappointing trend throughout every college and university in America. ABNA reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, has stated that the highly reputable Federal Institute for Drug Abu…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuffFuzz has just received a box full of naked pictures of Paula Deen, that were taken back when she was the head cheerleader at Johnny Reb College in Burnt Corn, Alabama. The photos which were sent to BuzzFuzz by UPS w…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In a move that many non-Ohio State fans have been waiting for, for a long, long time, the NCAA powers-that-be have instructed all Ohio State players to stop referring to their college as “THE” Ohio State University.
A US college is offering a unique service to the beleaguered parents of sons who they are finding difficult to control - it will teach those youths a valuable lesson by delivering a sound physical beating to the miscreants to within an inch of their...
Grant County, Wisconsin. After listening to 19-year-old Timothy Wilber carefully articulate the numerous reasons why he feels lonely, depressed, confused, insecure, and 'out-of-place' as a Philosophy Major at the UW-Platteville School of Engineering...
Jefferson County, Wisconsin. Soul-crushing despair and unfathomable depression penetrated the highly-sensitive heart of Brad Williams on Thursday, April 18th, at 7:45 pm while he was trying to read a Sociology textbook in his dorm room. Confuse...
Cedar Falls, Iowa. Finding themselves rather upset that the syllabus of their World History class was not offering the breadth of knowledge they had originally expected to gain at the beginning of the Spring Semester, numerous UNI students made the...
Winneshiek County, Iowa. After clearly stating that he did not want to experience the details of a hot, steamy, intensely-wild, "out-of-control" sex-driven relationship that could possibly go wrong several years down the road, 18-year-old Jeremy Lan...
With college dropout rates in the United States (and particularly in the Midwest) still a major concern, sources confirmed last Thursday that Universities are becoming more successful at discovering signs of "at-risk" students. Although typical...
Madison, Wisconsin. Thomas and Joanna Harper expressed nothing but sheer joy and profound happiness last Thursday when they learned that their son Brad, 22, is dropping out of UW-Madison in order to become a correctional officer after getting 21-yea...
University of Northern Iowa student, Brad Smith, 20, had difficulty studying for his Sociology exam last Tuesday while his roommate was pounding his ex-girlfriend across the room. After hearing painful statements from the love of his life such a...
Stop picking on Hollywood mothers with big smiles for trying to buy their kid into elite colleges. Indeed, it's painful enough for the mother to admit their kid is hopelessly slow. Why didn't they hire tutors to bridge the gap during high school?...
Grant County, Wisconsin. UW-Platteville student, Craig Smith, 20, completely forgot his Aikido training while being chased by a doppelganger last Saturday. Feeling stressed out with his Sociology and Pre-Algebra courses, Craig left his dorm ro...
Crawford County, Wisconsin. Feeling lighthearted, happy, and full of joy, Ron Wesley, 38, decided to dig through his basement last Saturday, February 9th, in the sincerest hope that he could remember just how depressing, overwhelming, and lonely his...
Two ER physicians at Gabbert General Hospital in Gabbert, Arizona, huddled over the patient still strapped to a gurney. The white male, approximately Medicare age, had been brought in by ambulance just a few minutes earlier. He was unkempt and clearly in a distressed state. There were no signs of injury or trauma, and his vital signs were good, except for somewhat elevated BP. He had no ID, but he...
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