Scientists Think They Know Which Galaxy Has Donald Trump Under Its Control

Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 19 March 2019

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The galaxies all deny any improprieties, but couldn't stop giggling during the denials.

Science Town, USA Scientists have long suspected that President Trump is under the control of an alien force. But for a long time they thought it was only Russia.

However, scientists figured that even Russia couldn't benefit from all the hare-brained decisions and ludicrous schemes Trump makes. It was soon obvious that what had been long suspected was true. Scientists found cosmic energy all around the Trump family, and followed it to a galaxy out in space which they think is the one now in control.

The theory is that Earth is now the center of a comedy program broadcast around the Universe, centering on the stupidity of the Trumps. It's also believed to be a HUUUGE hit!

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