Westford, Alabama - A crowd of visibly excited, wealthy Trump supporters cheered loudly as the President announced that an imminent trade deal with China will "make the stock market go through the roof."
The crowd, most, if not all, of whom had stock portfolios well into seven figures, were very excited that they would enjoy an immediate windfall after hearing Trump's announcement.
"This is what #winning is all about", said one construction worker after the rally was over. "Steve Mnuchin, Wilbur Ross and all the boys down at Goldman Sachs have loaded up on this news, as have all my friends down at the local bar," he continued.
"Who cares about Medicare and Social Security being cut, when you have several million in the market," said another unemployed worker. "I may never have to work again once the market takes off."