CNN Source Identified Only as "Beavis": Moscow Trump Tower Erection Story was Killed by Pecker at Enquirer

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 15 March 2019

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CNN Source with Hood to Hide Identity

Van Nuys, California - In an exclusive CNN report, a confidential source calling himself "Beavis" or alternatively "Cornholio" contacted the news organization with startling revelations concerning National Enquirer chief David Pecker and the Trump Organization, according to Wolf Blitzer on his show "The Situation Room".

On the condition of anonymity, the man said he had proof that the tabloid not only killed a story about Trump's affair with a former Playboy Playmate just prior to the 2016 election, but also hid the story about the plans to build a Trump Tower in Moscow just prior to the vote.

"There was going to be an erection in Russia, heh heh, and it would have been huge, the biggest erection in Europe heh heh heh", said the man, with his shirt pulled over his head to hide his complete profile. "But Pecker killed it, he killed the erection heh heh heh heh", the man continued. "It was Pecker! Yeah! heh heh.......".

The interview was cut short so the man, shaken by what he was revealing and obviously concerned with his own safety, could compose himself. CNN will have further details on Anderson Cooper's evening show.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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