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Funny story: Adam Schiff caught driving through Washington D.C. with chicken on his shoulder

Adam Schiff caught driving through Washington D.C. with chicken on his shoulder

Caught and advised by police on problems with a bird on his shoulder, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff has stated he was inspired by a Wisconsin man, detained last weekend. This 42-year-old resident of Wisconsin was arrested afte...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Ms. Pelosi is reported enthused over this role, especially due to Representative Schiff taking the part of Stanley Kowalski, formerly performed by Marlon Brando. Mr. Schiff does a variation on the muscular Brando via his eyes, which bulge and prot...

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Funny story: Deep State Cockroaches Come Out Of The Wall

Deep State Cockroaches Come Out Of The Wall

BILLINGSGATE POST: Squishing cockroaches is not a job for a gentleman as refined and exquisitely educated as Dr. Billingsgate. But someone has to step on the bastards, before another generation of the despised insects inbreed with each other and t...

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Funny story: CIA Secretly Bugged Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hair Piece

CIA Secretly Bugged Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hair Piece

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was 6:00 AM in Washington. Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The hidden camera that the CIA secretly embedded in his hair swirls w...

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Funny story: Adam Schiff calls for investigation of God-gate

Adam Schiff calls for investigation of God-gate

Yesterday, spectators at the Copenhagen Democracy Summit 2019 were startled by a Skype call, supposedly from Mr. Trump. During a panel discussion, Nick Clegg, Facebook’s Head of Global Affairs, appeared to receive the call. “No one loves democr...

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Funny story: Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Eager for a lift to ratings in sagging academy awards ceremonies, a new movie on Russia-gate has Hollywood excited and uplifted. The basic problem with the collusion theory has been Mr. Mueller’s finding nothing, as passed along by Attorney-Genera...

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Captured In Three Prong Pincer Attack: Admission Scandal Alleged

Dr. Billingsgate Captured In Three Prong Pincer Attack: Admission Scandal Alleged

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a three-prong pincer attack led by Field Marshall Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff, the secluded cave that served as headquarters for the reclusive Dr. Billingsgate was raided by a paramilitary force led by Field Marshall Schiff. A...

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Funny story: Trump On Adam Schiff: “He’s A Pencil Neck - Little Dick - Bum F*ck”

Trump On Adam Schiff: “He’s A Pencil Neck - Little Dick - Bum F*ck”

BILLINGSGATE POST: From “Classy” Freddy Blassie to Rush Limbaugh to President Trump; tracing the origin of the ultimate insult used by Trump to describe California Congressman Adam Schiff’s diminutive neck has long been a challenge for Dr. Viscount...

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Funny story: Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump arrived to a hero’s welcome today at CPAC. Thousands, maybe millions, of his most ardent supporters were there to cheer him. When he called Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff, “Two Jerks and a Squirt," chants of...

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