Written by Jaki Treehorn

Thursday, 28 February 2019

image for Nation Within Range of Unhinged Lunatic’s Nukes Says it's “Pretty Sure Trump Paid Porn Star”
President Meeting with Unidentified Asian Leader

Washington - An entire country, under immediate danger from a completely deranged madman with an arsenal of nuclear missiles capable of taking out tens of millions of people, found itself glued to the television set as Michael Cohen, former lawyer and "fixer" for President Trump, testified before Congress, Wednesday, accusing his former boss of arranging payments to a porn star and former Playboy bunny, both of whom he had affairs with, for their silence just before the election.

In a separate, unrelated story, President Trump travelled to Vietnam, to meet with an Asian leader who is an insane nutjob and has several dozen deliverable hydrogen bombs aimed at large cities in America, as well as its allies.

Reaction was swift from observers of the day-long testimony, and it was predictably split along party lines, although most people who lived in the country threatened with annihilation confessed that Trump likely paid the women for their silence.

"Cohen lied about everything, the President is innocent, wherever he is," said one Republican interviewed shortly after the hearings.

"I believe everything Cohen said," responded a Democrat. "Trump is in Vietnam? I thought he had bone spurs," he continued.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more