Donald Trump's latest idea to help keep out alien invaders and drug smugglers from Mexico, is quite novel, an absolutely splendid idea with support coming from many quarters. Stocking the Rio Grande with alligators, hippos and piranhas should definitely act as a very effective barrier. Maybe even importing a few jaguars and rattlesnakes could be of use, in case any invader manages to make the river crossing intact.
We hear from our intrepid weekly leaks reporter, even old Nancy Pelosi can see the logic in his intention, though she can never make public her agreement, being of the opposite political ideology.
Donald's best friend, Vladimir Putin, hinted he could supply two dozen large brown bears to supplement the project at a very reasonable cost, including shipping and handling.
Once the wall is completed and the river well-stocked, the 'no man's land' down to the river would become a wildlife sanctuary, drawing many visitors to the area, and bringing in extra revenue. Viewing platforms could be erected for the visitors, complete with hot dog and popcorn stalls.
Completion of the project during Donald's next term of office could well mean a Nobel peace prize for his benevolence.
The jury is still out regarding the results of Donald's latest visit to see his second best friend, the North Korean dictator. We hear he was rather sickened during an official luncheon when forced to sit opposite Kim, watching him devour half a dead dog with amazing rapidity. That was just the starter course.