Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 17 February 2019

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So, Senor Guzman, no more bits of toenail or other crap @ $20K an ounce

Mexico/Texas Border, USA - A new US pact with the El Trumpino Bambino cartel has been proposed by the White House, to upgrade the quality of contraband Mexican narcotics.

Under the proposed treaty - the Donald Trump Mexican Wall Act 2019 - US Feral Marshalls will guarantee only 99% crap-free drugs*** will enter the country via the newly installed electric barrier.

Everything else will be torched on sight.

Commenting on the policy upgrade, former Maricopa County sheriff Joe Arpaio, 89, said he was looking forward to ‘randomly shooting some errant illegals’ should they ever try scaling Mr Trump’s proposed new wall.

An ounce of Matanuska Thunderfuck still retails at around $5,000 apart from in Tijuana, where five measly grams comes in at two thousand bucks.


*** no more bits of toenail, dried cat food or quinoa, Senor Guzman

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