Written by Al N.

Friday, 25 January 2019

image for Trump Didn't Realize That During a Government Shutdown, the FBI and the Mueller Investigations Would Still Continue
The New York Corruption Task-Force had to take this sign down because of so many people calling to report Trump.

Washington, D.C. President Trump lost a little spring in his step when it was revealed that the Mueller Investigation would continue because its funding isn't affected during a government shutdown.

Trump was even more nervous when he found out the FBI is continuing their investigation since the President colluding with an enemy foreign power is considered a matter of national security.

"Well, I'll consider opening the government again for a HUGE amount of Big Macs, surrounded by just a teeny wall, to keep them safe. Then, and only then, will I permit the government to reopen again," said Trump.

Meanwhile, the Trump family has been playing field hockey in the nearly empty White House, and, so far, have destroyed four antique vases, six priceless paintings,and three antique chairs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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