New York Woman Finds that Hot Water with Lemon Reduces Her Kinky Sexual Cravings

Funny story written by Chrissy Benson

Thursday, 14 February 2019

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Kim Davis finds that hot water with a squeeze of lemon reduces her kinky sexual cravings to a much more workable level.

Kim Davis, a 32-year-old woman living in New York City, was thrilled to discover that hot water with a squeeze of lemon substantially ameliorated her kinky sexual cravings.

"Who knew?" she said.

Always sexually adventurous, Kim had been troubled to notice her fantasies growing increasingly violent, but she felt powerless not to act on them. The final straw, however, came late one night when she caught herself setting up a rape role-play with an online stranger who called himself "Cum Prepared."

"At that point, "said Kim, "I knew it was time to take things down a notch,."

Recalling that a friend had once mentioned that hot water with lemon had helped ease her chocolate addiction, Kim figured she'd give the remedy a try for her more decadent cravings.

"I'd done other - erotic - stuff with lemons,, of course," she said. "But it never occurred to me to try using them in a hot  beverage."

To her delight, she found that it worked like a charm. A cup of hot water with lemon reduced her kinky sexual cravings to a much more workable level. Kim says that she would recommend the hot-water-with-lemon trick to anyone wrestling with dangerously reckless sexual urges.

She cautioned, however, that the home remedy she's found so helpful is hot water with lemon - and only lemon.

"I tried adding tabasco sauce once, and that totally backfired," she said. "Only got me more revved up. Lesson learned."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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