‘Mole’ Spotted In Mueller Nude Russian Selfie Snap

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Saturday, 29 December 2018

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Faecal recognition software caught the mole

Washington AC/DC - (Spotty Ass Mess): A distinctive birth mark, potentially a mole, has been discovered on the naked buttocks of a Russian selfie in Robert Mueller’s ongoing Pootin Probe.

The move comes after last week’s FBI seizure of data item millions in a dawn raid on Bloodyvostock trolls.

“G-Men are deploying cutting-edge faecal recognition technology to nail the asshole,” a federal spokesperson explained this morning, as news of the breakthrough raged on the net.

Authorities suspect the ‘little shit’ to be a Bolshevik double agent who’s sitting pretty at a Lubyanka groomers, where he’s enjoying Jamal Khashoggi-style ‘Turkish baths’ with Rump Tower hackers.

And crafting Novichok Martinis for his expat pals.

Commenting on the latest update a White House attorney poured scorn on the findings:

“There’ll be hell to pay, when Melania finds out.”

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