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Funny story: ‘Mole’ Spotted In Mueller Nude Russian Selfie Snap

‘Mole’ Spotted In Mueller Nude Russian Selfie Snap

Washington AC/DC - (Spotty Ass Mess): A distinctive birth mark, potentially a mole, has been discovered on the naked buttocks of a Russian selfie in Robert Mueller’s ongoing Pootin Probe. The move comes after last week’s FBI seizure of data item m...

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Funny story: DACA 'Dreamer' Sues Following Deportation

DACA 'Dreamer' Sues Following Deportation

A young foreign spy who goes by the code name "Dreamer" was deported to Mexico earlier this year after refusing to give federal authorities the true name of his country of origin. He claims he had protected DACA status and has filed a suit against im...

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Funny story: Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

Russian submarine spotted off the Duchess of Cornwall

International Waters, The Lizard - A rogue submatine thought to be under the command of Captain Marko Ramius has been sighted off Camilla's private quarters a royal protection racket source said today. The Red Oktober, a Yeltsin-class submersible...

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Funny story: Russian spy ring smashed

Russian spy ring smashed

New York - A new Anna Chapman scandal has erupted in NYC with the arrest of three Russian spies stationed in Wall Street's premier cocaine dealing district. Dim-Eatery Pissoff, Sirgay Molotov-Koktale and cell-leader Alexander Bumpkopf were busted...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Washington -- Bra and panty emporium Victoria's Secret is combining with the Secret Service to create the most secret organization that the world has ever known. "We are doubly secret, which makes us twice as secret than any other entity in the un...

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Funny story: Nazi arrested on suspicion of spying for America

Nazi arrested on suspicion of spying for America

Berlin - A German government Nazi involved in deep penetration missions has been busted on suspicion of spying for the USA. Codenamed Agent Malva the Vulva the 69 year-old Bavarian blond bombshell was ambushed by NATO after getting caught red-hand...

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Funny story: GPS-enabled Cryptographer Limited Edition all the rage as inventor launches 12mph electric suitcase

GPS-enabled Cryptographer Limited Edition all the rage as inventor launches 12mph electric suitcase

Changsha, China - A deluxe version of an inventor's motorised suitcase on wheels was launched today aimed at the lucrative international Security Services market. According to a New China Toast press release the 'Lock Up N Go' invention is the br...

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Funny story: Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Irish phone buggers slate 'amateurish' NSA

Dublin. Eire - The discovery of a 60-year long Irish Police phone tapping op has been hailed as the world's longest and most successful undetected snoop Dublin Police Commissioner Seamus O'Shergar said today. Masterminded by the Garda Special Inv...

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Funny story: Spooks targeted actor because he was a KGB 'count'

Spooks targeted actor because he was a KGB 'count'

London, UK - More lurid Cold War secrets are out tonight with the news that Sir Blaggo Red-Crave was a commie bastard who sold his soul to the effing Stasi. And his eldest daughter, Lady Clitora Red-Crave, is a two-faced, Putin-fellating', hard-as...

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Funny story: US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...

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Funny story: France Angry Over NSA's Spies Uncovering Embarassing Research

France Angry Over NSA's Spies Uncovering Embarassing Research

It has finally been discovered exactly why the French Government is so upset about the NSA surveillance imbroglio. This scandal has reached a level that, according to White House insiders, President Obama is hoping for some disaster he can attend s...

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Funny story: US eye in the sky spies on European Union; Europeans totally pissed

US eye in the sky spies on European Union; Europeans totally pissed

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - Not content to spy on just his own citizenry, President Barack Obama also allegedly ordered the U. S. National Insecurity Agency to peep on millions of Europeans. According to reports leaked by Edward Snowden, Obama is intere...

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Funny story: 'CIA has played a counter-intelligence blinder' says Mossad bureau chief

'CIA has played a counter-intelligence blinder' says Mossad bureau chief

Pyongyang - The arrest of alleged CIA spy Ryan Fogle in a Moscow sting op has seen Mossad's top North Korea desk intelligence officer piss herself with laughter at the ploy. "Some audacity of dope, eh?" Commander Ziva Davide [no relation] chuckle...

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Funny story: Obama warned over Chinese Year of the Trouser Snake

Obama warned over Chinese Year of the Trouser Snake

Washington AC/DC - A presumed US-Chinese double agent is at the core of a CIA wiretap sting targeting hackers suspected of snooping for White House sex scandal cover-ups.** The traitor was discovered during a routine trawl of a Georgetown 'escort'...

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Funny story: Know Your Enemy

Know Your Enemy

President Obama visited a truck manufacturing plant in Georgia this past week where he had promised to make an important announcement. As reporters were still gathering in the publicity center, an ABC correspondent blindsided President Obama with a question about his association with Communists, past and present. Before the President was able to formulate a reply, the reporter followed quickly...

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Funny story: AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

London - The iconic hospitality review site has incurred the wrath of a Central London restaurant by posting the criminal record details of its management. Staff at La Femme Qui A Faim ('The Hungry Trollop') in Belgravia's Toad In The Hole Street...

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Funny story: Dr Liam Foxy-NOC-See pal Adam Werritty blames hunt saboteurs

Dr Liam Foxy-NOC-See pal Adam Werritty blames hunt saboteurs

London - There's been an urgent call to MI6 bosses this weekend to call off the hounds trailing a buffoonish-looking former flat mate of British Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox. Media sources have noted that a dodgy espionage tale is brewing up nice...

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