Trump Signs Executive Order Making Himself Dictator For Life

Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Tuesday, 30 October 2018

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In a move that has been widely praised by Republican leaders, Donald "The Antichrist" Trump has signed an executive piece of legislation declaring himself to be a full-blown Adolf Hitler-style dictator.

The document authorizes him to print all the money he could ever want, with his face on it, and grants him unlimited powers to do anything he wants - and I mean 'anything'.

It also bestows on him the title, which can never be taken away, of Tyrant-In-Chief.

The crazy megalomaniac then went on to grant himself the authority to marry people and issue dog licenses.

He will also enjoy the status of being a certified notary public.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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