BERN, Switzerland – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Chocolate Capital of the World says that the WFA (the World Federation Alliance), has decided to charge President Putin, the Kremlin, and hundreds of Russian oligarchs with war crimes. A s…
The announcement that Boris Johnson is going to call his government "The People's Government" has raised alarm bells around Westminster. Such names are common in dictatorships like North Korea, and the implication is that all previous governments wer...
President Maduro of Venezuela expressed his disappointment in the announcement that impeachment proceedings would begin in the House of Representatives for Donald Trump. "If he can get impeached, what's going to happen to the rest of us tin shop d...
The Naldrett Future Studies Institute of Anchor Bay released their latest report on future jobs. This gives Millennials the chance to plan ahead before spending all their future earnings on college courses. The Institute said that the most jobs w...
In a move that has been widely praised by Republican leaders, Donald "The Antichrist" Trump has signed an executive piece of legislation declaring himself to be a full-blown Adolf Hitler-style dictator. The document authorizes him to print all the...
COLTS NECK, N.J. - Ghost Town County Political Boss and Gawdzillionaire Fat Cat Fringo had an unbelievable and ultra-spectacular score at Trump National on Monday. Yes, believe it or not, Fringo knocked down a hole in one on all 18 holes of the well...
There is a movement among electors (of the electoral college) to name Vladimir Putin President of the United States. Colby Bryan is one of them. The elector from Minnesota, said, "Look, Putin has Trump in his pocket. Donald Trump is a kind of Sibe...
Donald Trump was the last to show up at his convention in Texas yesterday, where he wailed and railed about Latino people, calling them a number of vile and racist names. He also threw some racist rhetoric at one of the favorite sons of Texas, Ted Cr...
I'm thinking of buying a spider monkey to write these crazy stories I write for The Spoof. Chances are, a mean-tempered and hostile little ape would do a much better job of writing comedy and satire than this boneheaded writer. And since I'm a lazy s...
A 26 year old man who wishes to become Supreme Overlord of the universe has been stopped from building a Supreme Command Centre on his property in Northamptonshire because his garden now falls outside the village boundary. Dark Lord Simon Smith, a...
Dick Cheney has said that Obama is the worst President of his lifetime. Here are a few responses: Pol Pot stated: "I agree, and I often do agree with Cheney anyway. And I feel the same way about Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was an evil bastard. I mean, look what he did to the boat people. And look at how he humiliated the former landowning class. Anyone who would massacre innocent people on the gro...
The founders of the Ottoman Empire or rather contemporary Turkey were descendants of Oguz tribe, or Turkmen, living in Central Asia, a clan of which was named Seljuqs. Seljuqs were a nomadic herding society, and therefore familiar with aggression and war. Naturally, the always-on-the move Seljuqs did not practice any form of known religions, but they did learn that rain was good, and were impresse...
DALLAS -- Former president George W. Bush is confused as to why a middle school teacher asked his students to make comparisons between Bush and Adolf Hitler, noting that former vice president Dick Cheney is much more of a modern-day political tyrant,...
Pyongyang, August 12, 2014 - North Korea threatened today to shoot rockets at themselves as proof that it is ready to confront any threatening country. North Korean state news agency KCNA said that warmongering and provocative rhetoric of North...
Scientists in Switzerland have discovered a way of re-animating dead bodies, using electricity harvested from thunderstorms they believe they can successfully bring back to life a corpse. "As soon as we realised this" said head scientist Trevor D...
The White House announced today that President Obama has issued an order suspending the representative branch of government. "The Congress is clearly not listening to reason or logic," the President said angrily, "and the Executive Branch cannot per...
In view of the recent scandals and persistent questions from the press and Republicans demanding that the White House explain variations in its responses on a host of so-called scandals - from Benghazi to the wiretapping of Associated Press reporters...
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