(NOT EDITED) Last night Manchester United's manager failed to inspire his 'troops' into immediate action, so Jaggedone and his CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) have recorded Ole's epic pre-match talk before the awful, soggy-fish encounter. The re…
NYPD officers were called to an incident in New York's Times Square this morning, after a man rather unnecessarily slammed a taxi cab door, and a child's balloon burst nearby. People all around dived for cover, hitting the ground, running into sho…
It's been an exciting week in the world of Chemistry, with several things happening and several things not. A schoolboy in a Science lesson in Braintree in Essex, mixed some magnesium phosphate with a test tube of potassium permanganate, and cause...
Army bomb disposal units were called out to an address in Westminster last night, after an enormous unexploded World War II bomb was discovered at the Houses of Parliament. The bomb, estimated to be a 1,000ib device, is thought to have been fitted...
WASHINGTON DC - Members of the US Congress are receiving a large number of reports from the CIA with information related to the death of Jamal Khashoggi. Senators with special access to these briefings say the evidence is very compelling. Nearly ever...
The decision by the government to overturn its earlier decision to dispense with the £50 note, has aroused the interest of a group of people who, given the opportunity, might cheerfully overthrow the government. The Guy Fawkes Society, a group tha...
President Donald Trump has given orders for his predecessor, Barack Obama, to be arrested and brought in for questioning amid allegations that, after he received a suspicious package through the post, he tried to return it to its sender via the US Po...
It's the news that's gripped the whole of the country - and the world - over the past week, 'the man who sent Obama a bomb', but just who is the man responsible, Cesar Sayoc? Sayoc was born 56 years ago in Aventura, Florida, and never left home un...
The investigation of the case that has gripped the attention, and fuelled the burning anger of all law-abiding and upstanding Americans over the last few days - the mail bombs - is back to square one this morning, after it was discovered that Cesar S...
Cesar Sayoc, the man who police have arrested in connection with the mail bombs sent to several influential people in the US, is, according to President Donald Trump: "Innocent until proven guilty." Two of the mail bombs were sent to ex-preside...
56-year old Cesar Sayoc Jr. was arrested by federal officials today for failing to make bombs that can explode on Democrats, and for misspelling the name of an elected official. If convicted, Sayoc faces up to three years imprisonment for the non-ex...
Suspicious packages sent to prominent public figures, including Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, are the work of pro-Trump, right-wing maniacs, say the anti-Trump, left-wing media. Suspicious packages sent to prominent public figures, including B...
Staff at the US Embassy in London have said that, after the confusion surrounding a woman who made 'an error' in completing one of its online visa forms, a major overhaul of the system is being planned. Mandie Stevenson, 29, from Scotland, was com...
US windbag and all round walking political piss take, Donald Trump, has defended his “mission accomplished” tweet after it was ridiculed by actual media outlets. The same outlets Donald keeps claiming are fake. It always seems odd to us that a man with no political qualifications sits in a political job and calls qualified individuals “fake”. Anyway we digress.... Of course Donald authorised ai...
After enduring criticism for a lack of depth in foreign policy knowledge, Donald Trump has released a plan to bomb Mexico and seize their oil production facilities. Trump spoke tuesday with CNN's Anderson Cooper about the details. "I'm going t...
Following a spate of vicious attacks on innocent members of the public by Seagullist extremists, our Prime Minister announced he plans to tackle this growing problem. Speaking in Birmingham earlier today, and wearing a protective shower cap, David...
Press Secretary for President Obama's administration, Karl Von Mitty Munchausen announced today to at gathering of journalists and reporters invited to a White House tickets-only news conference the following: "General Martin Dempsey, chairman of...
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