Man doesn't like Muslims

Funny story written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface

Thursday, 27 September 2018

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Go home, Muslim!

Geoff Baffle, 47, of Coventry, has begun a campaign to eliminate Muslims from his town. The campaign so far has 3,000 followers, but councillors have so far ignored him.

Baffle protests that Muslims dress in a strange manner and often try to attract children to talk to them. "They come over here on their sleighs led by reindeer, with their bushy beards, big red coats and hats, distributing presents. They should f---- off home."

A Muslim PM from the area, Geoffamed Al-Kohol says that Baffle is a fool. "I really have not got the foggiest what he is talking about."

Nevertheless, Baffle's protests continue. He has begun posting signposts around Coventry with a picture of a man with a huge beard and a red and white hat, and the caption "Go home!"

Baffle also complains that Muslims appear to be far more numerous around Christmas, ruining the religious festival for him and his family. "They always say Ho-Ho-Ho. I don't know what kind of weird call to prayer that is, but I don't like it!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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