Whormonal Judge Sure Screwed Over Those Ugly Democrats

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 8 October 2018

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Whingy, whiny performance but the GOP loved it

Washington AC/DC, USA - Fans of new SCOTUS jurist Judge Pantsonfire are thrilled at the erection of a 50ft statute - uh, statue - of the Supreme Court rookie according to a leaky urinal in Capitol Hill.

Located outside the Democratic Party’s DC headquarters the edifice will immortalise Judge Pinnochio’s recent televised job application where he blamed a Vast Clinton Conspiracy.

For smearing him as a dumbass drunk.

One hour’s whingeing and whining ‘like a premenstrual woman’ before the Senate Foreign Objects Lodged Up Your Rectum Committee saw GOP blowhards lap up the bwahaha performance.

And declare his SCOTUS nomination a surefire shoo-in.

Commenting on the situation a Supreme Court janitor said this evening ‘it was a soggy tampon of a performance’ - but just enough to get him his ass onto the nation’s top Bench.

Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg will be 104.

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