Washington AC/DC, USA - Fans of new SCOTUS jurist Judge Pantsonfire are thrilled at the erection of a 50ft statute - uh, statue - of the Supreme Court rookie according to a leaky urinal in Capitol Hill.
Located outside the Democratic Party’s DC headquarters the edifice will immortalise Judge Pinnochio’s recent televised job application where he blamed a Vast Clinton Conspiracy.
For smearing him as a dumbass drunk.
One hour’s whingeing and whining ‘like a premenstrual woman’ before the Senate Foreign Objects Lodged Up Your Rectum Committee saw GOP blowhards lap up the bwahaha performance.
And declare his SCOTUS nomination a surefire shoo-in.
Commenting on the situation a Supreme Court janitor said this evening ‘it was a soggy tampon of a performance’ - but just enough to get him his ass onto the nation’s top Bench.
Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg will be 104.