Judge Cannon appears to have the judgment and discretion of a doorknob. Cannon, a Trump appointee, intentionally overlooked that Donald Trump took documents from the White House when he vacated on January 20. As a result, Trump had to return those do…
A group of four judges in a competition have stated that something or other really isn't that good. The lead Judge, who used to do something else for a living said 'I say what I like, and I like what I say, but that thing that chap did wasn't ver…
Recent news on the Assange case indicates that Judge Emma Arbuthnot has recused herself as Mr. Assange’s prosecutor on the grounds of conflict of interest. Just a few days back, Sweden dropped its rape case charges against Assange for the third ti...
Washington AC/DC, USA - Fans of new SCOTUS jurist Judge Pantsonfire are thrilled at the erection of a 50ft statute - uh, statue - of the Supreme Court rookie according to a leaky urinal in Capitol Hill. Located outside the Democratic Party’s DC he...
The Brett Kavanaugh episode took an unexpected new twist this afternoon, when the besieged Supreme Court nominee called a character witness to appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee - British actor John Thaw (deceased), star of the 1991-1995 IT...
Charles Bronson, Britain's most notorious prisoner, has appeared in court by video link today, which he managed to beam to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for his £30.00 per ticket one-man sellout show. Bronson, also known as Charles Arthur Salvador...
Last night former assistant prosecutor from Sweden, Ms. Valerie Thighborg, arrived in London to once again visit with Mr. Assange. This week Judge Arbuthnot ruled Mr. Assange’s legal situation must remain unchanged. No longer with the prosecuto...
Washington - Matthew Petersen, Donald Trump's nominee for a judicial appointment to the Ninth District Court of Appeals, was forced to withdraw his name from consideration after failing to answer basic questions about law from a congressional committ...
After searching high and low for candidates to slip into the US judicial world, naturally trimmed in the philosophy of the current US president, it seems that knowledge of the system requires only one thing; to say yes to Sir Donald! One candidate...
In an unprecedented, unexpected move to thwart Brexit negotiations and hindering Mrs May triggering article 50, 3 British judges have found a massive loophole! It seems as though a hidden law found in the Magna Carta does not allow the British upp...
In an unprecedented move Pfennigs the notorious law firm of London who protect their clients from 'defamation' have moved on The Sacred Heart Girls Secondary School in Hull, England. The students published a letter in their weekly online magazine...
A man thought to be "Lawyer" was spotted lurking outside Midlands Bank in Kensington, London, yesterday. It is not known what type of Lawyer he was... but all are dangerous. This one was heavily disguised in a pinstripe suit and carried an umbrella a...
Just as if things couldn't get any worse for the UK' s establishment after the dismissal of three judges for viewing pornography on business computers the other day, a recent audit of the House of Commons networks has uncovered similar misuse on 63 M...
American oil billionaire Harold Hamm offered to settle his bitter divorce battle with his ex-wife by having a hand-written cheque for $1.2 billion delivered to her lawyers,... which she refused. In a November ruling last year Mr. Hamm was ordered by...
I keep getting pornographic emails from some unknown source. I open them up, being that I'm an inquisitive sort. Although I know that you're not supposed to open emails from strangers, because they could have a nasty virus attached, I open them anyway. Call me curious, stupid, impulsive...whatever, I don't know.... One was slugged: Red, White & Blue: This Judge Is Here for You!. It included...
It's official- Cee Lo Green is not returning as a judge to The Voice this year because of an issue with the star's contract. It is no secret that the singer of the hit "forget you" is an animal lover. Cee Lo likes to bring animals onto the set of...
A judge in Wisconsin has repeated the performance of the "Penis Pumper" Judge of a few years ago. Although Judge Larry Witherspoon denies the charges, the device fell out of his robes as everyone stood for him to leave for the day. Several atto...
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