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Funny story: Whormonal Judge Sure Screwed Over Those Ugly Democrats

Whormonal Judge Sure Screwed Over Those Ugly Democrats

Washington AC/DC, USA - Fans of new SCOTUS jurist Judge Pantsonfire are thrilled at the erection of a 50ft statute - uh, statue - of the Supreme Court rookie according to a leaky urinal in Capitol Hill. Located outside the Democratic Party’s DC he...

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Funny story: Kavanaugh Case In New Twist As British Actor Called As Witness

Kavanaugh Case In New Twist As British Actor Called As Witness

The Brett Kavanaugh episode took an unexpected new twist this afternoon, when the besieged Supreme Court nominee called a character witness to appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee - British actor John Thaw (deceased), star of the 1991-1995 IT...

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Funny story: Charles Bronson Wows at Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Charles Bronson Wows at Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Charles Bronson, Britain's most notorious prisoner, has appeared in court by video link today, which he managed to beam to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for his £30.00 per ticket one-man sellout show. Bronson, also known as Charles Arthur Salvador...

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Funny story: Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

Last night former assistant prosecutor from Sweden, Ms. Valerie Thighborg, arrived in London to once again visit with Mr. Assange. This week Judge Arbuthnot ruled Mr. Assange’s legal situation must remain unchanged. No longer with the prosecuto...

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Funny story: Trump Judicial Nominee Petersen: "District 9" Was a Great Movie

Trump Judicial Nominee Petersen: "District 9" Was a Great Movie

Washington - Matthew Petersen, Donald Trump's nominee for a judicial appointment to the Ninth District Court of Appeals, was forced to withdraw his name from consideration after failing to answer basic questions about law from a congressional committ...

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Funny story: Candidate for US judicial position did not know who Charles Manson is!

Candidate for US judicial position did not know who Charles Manson is!

After searching high and low for candidates to slip into the US judicial world, naturally trimmed in the philosophy of the current US president, it seems that knowledge of the system requires only one thing; to say yes to Sir Donald! One candidate...

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Funny story: 3 Brit judges attempt to thwart Brexit because their wigs will become too expensive!

3 Brit judges attempt to thwart Brexit because their wigs will become too expensive!

In an unprecedented, unexpected move to thwart Brexit negotiations and hindering Mrs May triggering article 50, 3 British judges have found a massive loophole! It seems as though a hidden law found in the Magna Carta does not allow the British upp...

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Funny story: School Magazine Shut Down

School Magazine Shut Down

In an unprecedented move Pfennigs the notorious law firm of London who protect their clients from 'defamation' have moved on The Sacred Heart Girls Secondary School in Hull, England. The students published a letter in their weekly online magazine...

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Funny story: Beware The Sabre-Tooth Lawyer!

Beware The Sabre-Tooth Lawyer!

A man thought to be "Lawyer" was spotted lurking outside Midlands Bank in Kensington, London, yesterday. It is not known what type of Lawyer he was... but all are dangerous. This one was heavily disguised in a pinstripe suit and carried an umbrella a...

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Funny story: Naughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges

Naughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges

Just as if things couldn't get any worse for the UK' s establishment after the dismissal of three judges for viewing pornography on business computers the other day, a recent audit of the House of Commons networks has uncovered similar misuse on 63 M...

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Funny story: A Billion Bucks Not Enough!

A Billion Bucks Not Enough!

American oil billionaire Harold Hamm offered to settle his bitter divorce battle with his ex-wife by having a hand-written cheque for $1.2 billion delivered to her lawyers,... which she refused. In a November ruling last year Mr. Hamm was ordered by...

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Funny story: Judge! Oh Judge! Why are you persecuting me?

Judge! Oh Judge! Why are you persecuting me?

I keep getting pornographic emails from some unknown source. I open them up, being that I'm an inquisitive sort. Although I know that you're not supposed to open emails from strangers, because they could have a nasty virus attached, I open them anyway. Call me curious, stupid, impulsive...whatever, I don't know.... One was slugged: Red, White & Blue: This Judge Is Here for You!. It included...

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Funny story: Cee Lo Green quits the voice after producers refuse to let him bring tiger onto set.

Cee Lo Green quits the voice after producers refuse to let him bring tiger onto set.

It's official- Cee Lo Green is not returning as a judge to The Voice this year because of an issue with the star's contract. It is no secret that the singer of the hit "forget you" is an animal lover. Cee Lo likes to bring animals onto the set of...

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Funny story: Judge Used "Tingler" Under Robe During Trial

Judge Used "Tingler" Under Robe During Trial

A judge in Wisconsin has repeated the performance of the "Penis Pumper" Judge of a few years ago. Although Judge Larry Witherspoon denies the charges, the device fell out of his robes as everyone stood for him to leave for the day. Several atto...

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Funny story: Australia's Got Talent judge rejects every audition

Australia's Got Talent judge rejects every audition

Last night's episode of Australia's Got Talent was the first for a new judge, Bob Smith, who proved tougher than Kyle Sandilands. In a controversial move that is still being debated, the new judge rejected every audition performance. The judge...

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Funny story: Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Jamie Dean of West Virginia has handed down the ruling that halfwits cannot be prevented from using the county library. "That would be interfering with his rights as a citizen of the United States." "We're alright with most of the kids, b...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber "I Was Taught By A Master!"

Justin Bieber "I Was Taught By A Master!"

On his way downtown Los Angeles to appear before a judge Justin Bieber told the police lady driving that he was taught by a "Master" and that was the source of a lot of his problems. The officer later told this reporter that Bieber was alluding to...

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