Benghazi and Brett Kavanaugh

Written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 6 October 2018


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"I'm the boss!"

Two-year investigation on Benghazi at the cost of over eight million dollars, but only a four-day investigation on an accused sex offender, perjurer, and drunk who believes he is entitled to a chair on the Supreme Court. Ignore the forty witnesses who could have supported Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony, and give Kavanaugh a chair.

A Kavanaugh chair to the Supreme Court is worse than 9/11. It's worse because Kavanaugh's appointment was not done by terrorists, but by the destructive self-interest of the Republican Senate of the United States. Resonating the tragedy of 9/11, it was appropriate to see Condolessa Rice introduce Brett Kavanaugh to the Judiciary Committee.

Putin must be popping the champagne. Again. Hillary Clinton predicted that Trump would be a Putin puppet and she was correct. Without firing a bullet, dropping a bomb, launching a missile or attempted land invasion, Putin managed to elect his puppet by hacking and using illegal financial contributions. That, and the supportive assistance from the 'melt into the drapery' James Comey.


Putin always felt threatened by NATO, and Trump started bad-mouthing NATO after election day. Chances are, Trump didn’t even know the meaning of the acronym: Nukes At The Office?

He picked a fight with closest allies Canada and England, and it’s rumored Australia’s Prime Minister hung up on him. Japan is on the outs. Mexico? Adios. Iran’s nuclear treaty is threatened, but Russia? Russia is an okay friend, even though Russia annexed Crimea, is fighting a war in Ukraine and is threatening the Balkan states.

Under oath, Kavanaugh lied, testifying that: The devil’s triangle was a drinking game. Google will define it as two men having sex with one woman. The Brett Kavanaugh’s reality: Two male students from Jesuit run Georgetown Preparatory School in Maryland, having sex with one female.

Put that perjurer on the Supreme Court!

So the Putin puppet walks into the United Nations, accompanied by arm candy in five-inch stilettos, looking like Frankie and Johnny, and pronounces he is the greatest, and the entire United Nations laughs at him.

Putin's wish? The USA is a joke!


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