Following Donald Trump’s last rambling, incohesive, juvenile, contradictory, repetitive, disjointed, ratatouille mix of a press conference, people are cautiously whispering: Is Rod Rosenstein still wired up?
Many are questioning how removed from reality was Trump to believe and suggest that, when the entire United Nations broke out into laughter in the middle of his UN speech, members were not laughing at him? Trump insists they were laughing with him. See, Trumpy make funny..
Was this funny promoted by alternative facts queen Kellyanne Conway?
Simply put, Trump laid an egg before the United Nations, and while that sort of claim is cheered by his MAGA base, the United Nations is made up of the best and brightest, representing member states who recognize incongruity.
During his last tango press conference, Trump labeled the women accusing his Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of being part of a con-game. In his next snap-spin sentence, Trump said he’d make a judgment after he heard what she had to say.
Mustn't be picky, however, following Trump's label of Dr. Ford as part of a con-game, it's clear his mindset was already established. He is saying con-game means: point, set, match. It’s over a done deal. That woman is a liar.
At the same press conference, Trump also claimed China said he had, "A very large brain." Miraculously, Trump then pointed to his head.
China, say it ain’t so.
No? Okay, Rod Rosenstein, get yourself wired up. Avoid puddles.
Here’s how the 25th Amendment works: The Vice President becomes president in the event of death, resignation, removal from office or impairment that prevents the current president from fulfilling his duties...
...Or he gets goofy, talks goofy, acts goofy, dresses goofy, looks goofy, and lays an egg while attempting a solo rumba before the United Nations.
The Cabinet. Where? Behind closed doors. Same closed doors in the basement where Kelly fired Omarosa.
Who tells Trump? The volunteers are clambering at the White House gates starting with little Jeff Sessions, unsmiling wife, Rex Tillerson, Omarosa, no retirement pay Andy McCade, Hillary Clinton, Meghan McCain, Shawn Spicer, Meryl Streep…
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