Kim Jong-Un Stages Musical Reception at Nuclear Missile Base

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Saturday, 4 August 2018

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Yemen Leader Joins in Kim's Party

After pinkie-promising POTUS Donald Trump that he was "over nuclear arming", North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un has not halted his nuclear missile programme after all, a UN report has found.

Kim Jong-Un is not only defying sanctions and dealing with Syria, he's also selling arms to other Middle Eastern countries.

This culminated in an open musical reception at Kim's new Nuclear missile base, which involved belly-dancers performing exotic dances atop missiles, and Matahari-like agents selling samples out of suitcases to drunken Arabs.

Kim, himself, is said to have waved drunkenly to orbiting satellites transmitting directly to the White House.

Robbie Williams, attending as a guest singer, flipped the bird to watching CIA agents as he performed his specially-written single, "Yemeni faults don't put me off, baby".

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