Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 23 May 2018

image for Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"
Trump Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E Mueller, after once again having to listen to the echo of the melodious MEEP MEEP! bouncing off the giant arms of the Saguaro cacti that populate the Sonoran Desert, threw his coyote arms up in disgust as he snatched a fleeting glimpse of the Trump Runner's contrails as his adversary successfully evaded another misdirected Gravity Powered (S-44) ACME ANVIL.

"Dirty Bastard! It's like trying to shoot a dyspeptic anchovy with a spear gun. I think I need to talk to the boys back at ACME Corporation about their weaponry malfunction dissipation pattern. This just ain't working, Bro. "

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