BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere in the Sonoran Desert, just South of East Jesus, a campfire twickers in the early dusk. And the languid cowboy, Slim Everdingle, limply strums a melancholy tune on his Gibson guitar celebrating the turn of events that befell Wile E Mueller just yesterday.
Freddy Fender memorialized this event some years past:
Wasted days and wasted nights,
I have left for you behind
For you don't belong to me,
Your heart belongs to someone else.
The winner in all this is, of course, the Trump Runner. The inevitable happened once more: The diabolic plot by the Wile E one to crush the Trump Runner with an ACME Gravity Powered (S-44) Super Anvil was interrupted when it changed course in mid-air and came down on Wile E Mueller's head to once more give the Trump Runner an unearned victory. WIN BABY WIN!
The Headlines: "Wile E Mueller May Have A Conflict - And It Leads Directly To A Russian Oligarch."
Who would of thunk that the guy attempting to link the Trump Runner to the Russians was himself linked to the Russians? The ACME Gravity Powered (S-44) Super Anvil strikes again.
Meanwhile, Wile E Mueller co-conspirator Hillary Rodham Clinton blames Trump Runner for observing that the butt end of her pantsuit looks like two Bulldogs fighting for a bone in a gunnysack, and ACME Anvil stock goes up 120 percent with news of the direct hit on Wile E Mueller.