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Funny story: Trump Tweets that Unhappy Native Americans Should Go Back to Where They Came From

Trump Tweets that Unhappy Native Americans Should Go Back to Where They Came From

Frustrated at protests by Native Americans of various oil pipelines set to be built across Native lands and precious water sources, United States President Donald Trump tweeted that discontented Native Americans "should go back to the totally broken...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Plan To Deport Native Americans

Trump Announces Plan To Deport Native Americans

President Trump had a serious case of the sniffles this morning as he spoke to reporters this morning in an impromptu press conference. The president was still in his pajamas, and had apparently just had cereal, because he appeared to have a milk...

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Funny story: Rocky the Flying Squirrel hammers away at Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide unmercifully

Rocky the Flying Squirrel hammers away at Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide unmercifully

The progressive and liberal news game has become almost as bad as reality show TV. Yes, it is one long tirade after another and the worst thing about this moshpit are the sock puppet trolls who lambaste everyone who takes the day off a real job to wr...

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Funny story: Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Washington, DC. At the White House, President Trump honored Navajo Code Talkers in a ceremony that even his staff admitted "was slapped together in ten minutes once we found out the old Indian dudes were in town," according to an anonymous, very seni...

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Funny story: Why I Loved The Chief's Daughter But Hated His Hatchet Head

Why I Loved The Chief's Daughter But Hated His Hatchet Head

BILLINGSGATE POST: Many moons ago, while living on the Rosebud Indian Reservation in South Dakota, I was told by an old Indian chief to, "never judge a man until you have walked in his moccasins for two moons. I offered him some pemmican that I h...

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Funny story: Bundy Found Innocent While Standing Rock Protestors Attacked

Bundy Found Innocent While Standing Rock Protestors Attacked

On the same day seven defendants celebrated their acquittal in the armed takeover of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, law enforcement officers dressed in riot gear and firing bean bag rounds arrested nearly 150 oil pipeline protesters camped out...

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Funny story: American Military Creates Second Earth

American Military Creates Second Earth

The US Army are building a second version of Earth on computer to help it prepare for conflicts around the world. The detailed simulation will be drawn from a real-world terrain database and will be drawn to the same scale as the original. The softwa...

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Funny story: Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

SNYDER'S LAST STAND, LANDOVER, MARYLAND -- Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise has changed its nickname to the Cowboys. "There, happy now! The best thing i...

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Funny story: Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Indian Head, OK - A man from Texas lost $424,000 last month after he placed a double-or-nothing bet on the instant replay of a March Madness college basketball game. The man was down $212,000 dollars when he placed the bet. It is the largest gamblin...

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Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Town, High As Kites Still Think It's 2013, Will Use Big Mushroom, Wild Party To Ring In 2014

Pennsylvania Town, High As Kites Still Think It's 2013, Will Use Big Mushroom, Wild Party To Ring In 2014

Evanstown, a town near Philadelphia that's famous for it's fungus will ring in the year, 2014 with a huge mushroom! No, it's not real but it weighs 3000 pounds and will be lowered by a crane and 978 local citizens. "I got a bad back and a hernia b...

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Funny story: Tonto may have been more than a "sidekick"

Tonto may have been more than a "sidekick"

Cecil L. DeLille, cinema historian, and a past president of The Screen Guild, has been doing a great deal of research on the Lone Ranger. He indicated that over the last few years he had viewed all known footage of the Masked Bandit, and with the us...

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Funny story: Tribal Group Sues the Vatican Over Smoke Signal Rights

Tribal Group Sues the Vatican Over Smoke Signal Rights

Cheyenne, Wyoming -- The Tribal Gathering Is taking the Catholic Church to court over its use of smoke signals to announce papal election results. "Just because you know how to build a fire doesn't mean you can steal our proven communications tech...

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Funny story: Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of...

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Funny story: 13,000 year-old poo tells story of gassed-up Native Americans

13,000 year-old poo tells story of gassed-up Native Americans

HARFOLD, Vt. - Scientists at Harfold State College have come to some very different conclusions than their colleagues at the University of Oregon as to what a piece of 13,000 year-old poop means to the history of North America. "Our Oregonian coll...

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Funny story: Ginger Vitus The Lone Star Rider

Ginger Vitus The Lone Star Rider

Ginger Vitus rode high in the saddle on his worn out donkey. The poor beast had seen better days, like the retirement home he was in before being rustled by Ginger. The pair made their way along the dusty trail toward the town of Calcium, a violent whiskey soaked community on the border of San Antonio and Mexico. A few miles from the destination, Ginger halted. "There must be somewhere to...

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Funny story: Compensation Claim

Compensation Claim

The American government has decided it will pay out $1billion in compensation to several Native American tribes for "mishandling of Native American monies and properties". Or in civilian speak "for robbing the shit out of a people and culture". Th...

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