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Funny story: Donald Trump Vows To Deport Every Last Member of The Lincoln Project Before He Leaves Office in Six Months

Donald Trump Vows To Deport Every Last Member of The Lincoln Project Before He Leaves Office in Six Months

BISON BUTT, Montana (Fake News) – The president traveled to Montana on Air Force One to play a round of golf with a very, very rich businessman who had donated $4 million to his re-election campaign. While shooting golf with M.F. Brewbergen, who i…

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Funny story: Trump Announces Plan To Deport Native Americans

Trump Announces Plan To Deport Native Americans

President Trump had a serious case of the sniffles this morning as he spoke to reporters this morning in an impromptu press conference. The president was still in his pajamas, and had apparently just had cereal, because he appeared to have a milk...

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Funny story: Man listening to Santana deported

Man listening to Santana deported

Stephen Blazkiczek of Manhattan was deported today, when he was mistaken as an illegal immigrant as he played Santana on his car stereo while driving through Texas for a road trip. The immigration official heard Blazkiczek's car playing Santana's...

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Funny story: Patriots Fighting Deportation After Renouncing US Citizenship

Patriots Fighting Deportation After Renouncing US Citizenship

Several more New England Patriots have renounced their US citizenship in protest of President Trump's incendiary comments on minorities and immigrants--now they are being threatened with deportation by the president himself. Devin McCourty was th...

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Funny story: Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Melania Trump, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and an immigrant who came in a box to the U.S. from Lower Slabovia, was paid for 10 modeling jobs in 1996 before she received legal authorization to work in the United States, th...

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Funny story: Transylvania Recalls Melania Trump While Movement To Deport Her Gains Steam

Transylvania Recalls Melania Trump While Movement To Deport Her Gains Steam

Two new stories about Melania Trump are converging to rock the Trump empire, this is after Donald Trump's failed presidential campaign has already severely damaged the family brand. First the real shocker. Meyer Hallsy of Cryosphere Reanimators...

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Funny story: Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model

Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model

Wikileaks revealed today that it has obtained copies of e-mails between Donald Trump and Russian strongman Vladimir Putin. In the e-mails Trump asks the neo-fascist leader how he can emulate his policies. Here are excerpts from the e-mails that are...

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Funny story: Trump Wants To Deport Statue of Liberty

Trump Wants To Deport Statue of Liberty

GOP presidential candidate, Donald Trump, demanded today that the statue of liberty be torn down and sent back to France, which gifted the statue to the U.S. He held a press conference on Liberty Island in New York Harbor where the statue is locate...

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Funny story: President Trump Takes Credit for Puerto Rico's Economic Miracle

President Trump Takes Credit for Puerto Rico's Economic Miracle

Speaking from the Oval Office on Christmas Eve, President Trump bombarded the American people with a summary of his accomplishments during his first four years in the White House and a sneak preview of his plans for his second term. After running th...

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Funny story: Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

LOS ANGELES, CA - All across the country, exasperated illegal immigrants have decided en masse to self-deport themselves in light of the political burden they realize they have become for both political parties. The movement has no single leader...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Turns To Words Of Og The Caveman In Denouncing Immigration Plan

Ted Cruz Turns To Words Of Og The Caveman In Denouncing Immigration Plan

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz turned to the ancient words of Og the Cro-Magnon Thursday on the Senate floor to denounce President Obama's planned actions that are expected to grant legal status to millions of illegal immigrants in...

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Funny story: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Harry Reid has stated that he is fed up with one Cliven Bundy thinking that he is above the law. The House Majority Leader speaking to reporters said that the 67-year-old codger truly believes in his heart and mind that he is ri...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber was in New York visiting the Statue of Liberty. He said that as a young boy growing up in Canada he always dreamed of seeing the big old gal. As he was touring the statue's head he was asked by a reporter how he was f...

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Funny story: INS: Bieber to be Deported

INS: Bieber to be Deported

After two months of debate, the White House in conjunction with the INS has issued a deportation notice to "music" star Justin Bieber following his recent legal troubles. The Canadian-born Bieber, 19, was arrested January 23rd, 2014 for DUI, drag...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Proudly States That Vladimir Putin Has Offered Him Asylum

Justin Bieber Proudly States That Vladimir Putin Has Offered Him Asylum

DETROIT - Justin Bieber performed before a less than sold out crowd at The Carburetor Coliseum in MoTown. After the concert he spoke backstage with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. Miss Cotton asked him if he still feared that he coul...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Says Alec Baldwin Is A Loser and A Nuisance And Should Be Deported

Ann Coulter Says Alec Baldwin Is A Loser and A Nuisance And Should Be Deported

NEW YORK CITY - The latest feud to hit the fan involves GOP political maven Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter and quasi-actor Alec "The Brat" Baldwin. Coulter appeared on The Viagra View and told Larry King and Regis Philbin that she is tired of hearing...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Said Justin Bieber Begged Her To Return To Him In Order To Avoid Being Deported

Selena Gomez Said Justin Bieber Begged Her To Return To Him In Order To Avoid Being Deported

NEW ORLEANS - Selena Gomez has said that she has always loved performing in The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She added that part of the reason is because backstage the venue always has a great array of Cajun and Creole food which she says she can...

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