At a press briefing this morning, Sara Huckabee Sanders announced that the White House is advertising for the new fall season. Journalists were totally taken by surprise when she stated that President Trump was looking for singers, dancers, choreographers and lyricists for next falls season and the season finale in the spring!
A reporter from the NY Times, hardly containing himself, shouted out: "WHY FOR GOD's SAKE? Is this a joke?"
Sanders: "Our president does not joke about such things! He continues to serve the American people and give them what they want! Any other stupid questions?"
Fox News reporter: "This is wonderful! Pray tell...any chance of giving us a hint about the spring finale, dear Sara?"
Sanders smiled slightly: "Well...since the pissy baby liberals got all tight in their drawers about the four hundred thousand member military parade," she paused for effect, "our president is going to give the people a musical that according to industry experts...will
blow you away!"
Fox News: "WONDERFUL! Any hint of the title, dear friend?"
Sanders paused for effect and answered: "Springtime for Trump and America!"
Many of the journalists in the room gasped and others started to laugh when an astute trio of reporters from the New York Times having been tipped off about Sanders announcement, broke into song, the chorus from the famous broadway musical and movie from 1967, The Producers, Springtime for Hitler and Germany.
"Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me!
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for Poland and France
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!"
In related news, the WH announced, all future press briefings are cancelled and Trump and Sanders would only appear on Fox & Friends for future briefings.
