Written by JinoLeFeeto

Saturday, 5 May 2018

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A Storm has arrived and is hovering over the Presidents Bed

Donald Trumpet's new lawyer Rudy JulyOnee, Trumpet's new lawyer changed his story about Porn Star Stormy Night Daniels after a reversal of tweets of another version of JulyOnee's story earlier in the day, roughly 2 minutes ago. Which is to say this is different from the change 35 and a half minutes ago before a foaming at the mouth series of tweets let by Trumpet, which was said to have driven staff from the room with large volumes of gas.

But actually these changes were preceded by multiple changes to the President Trumpet's stories of denying he slept with Stormy Night, even though denial iimplicates us into thinking there is hiding of the facts behind he skirts of Miss Daniels.(Heavy breathing by writer, out of breath).

Still the confusing denials of sex is not to say that such a denial is actually a denial, because afterall, he could've just denied without paying the Storm 130,000.00 and said this women is crazy, there is no affair, there is nothing to see here and I did not pay off someone for fear they would tell the truth to the public, would not tell the publik, would not tell the truth to the publicне будет говорить правду общественности......

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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