WH Secretary, "Mueller's Office Extremely Rude"

Written by R. Andradowski

Friday, 1 December 2017

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Trump mad as hell that Flynn broke down

White House receptionist claims that Robert Mueller's Office is very rude and unprofessional. Moments after Michael Flynn turned himself in, Mueller called Trump, who was unavailable.

Michael Flynn has been cooperating with authorities and has been charged with lying to the FBI in connection to the Russia investigation that the Trump Campaign colluded with Russia during the 2016 Presidential Election.

When she informed Bob Mueller that Trump was in a meeting, and asked could she let him know what the call was regarding, Mueller simply responded, "That motherfucker knows what I'm calling about!", and hung up!

Jared Kushner is said to be next on the investigation's hit list.

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