Detention Center Horror

Funny story written by Backandtotheleft

Wednesday, 20 June 2018

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She said she was 16

Pictures have emerged from the USA of detention centers where people desperately seeking a better life have their children torn from them and thrown into cages. Land of the Free indeed.

Obviously the US President, Mr Trump, couldn’t give a flying fuck about it. The images might look horrific and upset the left but it gives all his supporters massive erections and heady power highs.

Mr Trump believes the cages and the inhumane treatment of some of the poorest people on the planet, is needed to stop border crossings. In fact if he can push through his latest scheme, he’ll be able to automatically issue every Mexican alive, dead or pending with a criminal record. Meaning he can arrest anyone he feels like from that country.

We of course are based in the UK and would hope that our politicians would condemn such…well….fascist like behavior. You know on account of the fact we joined in with a world war against.
However we are governed by a Conservative Party who is populated by members who can’t ejaculate unless their watching a disabled person slowly die. So their response was predictably muted.

Teresa May has come out and said that she finds the pictures “disturbing”, unfortunately the rest of the quote went:

It’s disturbing. Disturbingly great! Imagine if we could cultivate the same level of hatred towards say…Muslims or poor people? The US has proven if you can get the country into a prevailing right wing, Christian fundamentalist attitude you can act as monstrous as you want.

Land of the Free as long as you’re white.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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