Written by Backandtotheleft

Saturday, 10 March 2018

In yet another brazen display of sticking your tongue in a plug socket insanity, the NRA have decided to sue the state of Florida for enacting limited gun control laws. Apparently the NRA won’t be happy until six year olds can buy automatic weapons so they can machine gun a bus.

The bat shit babbling groups lawsuit hinges on the fact Florida law makers think you should be 21 before your able to buy a rifle as well as a three day waiting period on all gun purchases. Seems like a reasonable idea that way back ground checks can be made, heat of the moment purchases will be curbed and maybe just maybe the numbers of mass shooting will go down.

Insanity according to the NRA, who believe it’s punishing responsible gun owners for the acts of a few deranged individuals. Much like their President is doing/trying to do with his travel ban against Muslim countries. We bet a lot of NRA members didn’t think this reaction was over the top.

On the subject of “responsible gun owners” we at Back and to the Left news know that someone owning multiple automatic weapons in a domestic environment probably isn’t that responsible. If you feel you need three machine guns under your pillow it means your country has gone to shit.

We don’t know why we’re kidding themselves. The people running the NRA, the people making money from it love automatic weapons being used in school shootings. The thought of a maniac walking around your child’s school spraying bullets into every classroom must be terrifying. With the NRA blocking every possible route to gun control and bought off politicians not helping a culture of fear grows and grows. The NRA know with every shooting the, very next day, sales of guns and bullets will go up. Also the very next day another mass shooting will occur.

Allowing the NRA to attempt to sue a state for trying to cut down on the amount of people who are shot on a daily basis is like allowing paedophiles to sue babies who won’t consent.

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