Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 13 April 2018

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BILLINGSGATE POST: The scene opens with James Comey’s wife waking up and poking him on the shoulder,

“James, I think we have company in our bed.”

“Go back to sleep honey. You must be dreaming.”

“James, there’s a f**king horse’s head next to you.”

“Put a 10 spot on him and bet him across the board and go back to sleep.”

Reminiscent of the scene in "The Godfather" where producer Jack Woltz is treated by the the Corleone family to a reminder of what can happen to you if you cross a real crime family, the former head of the FBI learns that the Trumpster is not one to take insults lightly.

It could be said of many of the moments that James Comey shared with President Trump, but it is no exaggeration that the horse-head scene was one of the most iconic in film history. It was made famous from Mario Puzo's novel of the same name; and now that Comey has compared Trump to a Mob Boss, it is only right that The Donald should remind the "Untruthful Slime Ball" who is the boss.

Infuriated when the FBI raided the home and offices of his consigliere, Michael Cohen, Trump told the boys to drop a horse's head on the lyin' bastard.

Even veteran crack reporter, Slim Everdingle, was surprised by the vitriol that existed between the two men.

Slim: "We ain't in Kansas, Dude."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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