Written by Matt Birkenhauer

Thursday, 12 April 2018

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Robert Mueller, overheard talking to Billy Bush while exiting a Hollywood Access bus:

“I’m moving on him, and I’m succeeding.

I will try to fuck him. He’s married, you know—three times.

But I’m moving on him very heavily. In fact, I took him to a strip club. He wanted to hit on some strippers there. I said, ‘I'll show you where they have some nice strippers.’ I took him to a swankier strip club—he tried to hit on three of them, but he couldn't get there because he was fat and coarse.

I’m gonna move on him like a bitch.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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