Trump Gets Science and Math Confused

Funny story written by Al N.

Friday, 9 September 2016

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Trump demonstrates that even though he has tiny hands, they can still be used to count.

Loafers Glory, NC In North Carolina, on a town hall campaign stop, Donald Trump was asked by a high school girl what his favorite subjects in school were.

"Well, I liked that one with all the dirt and dinosaurs and elements like gold and stuff," said Trump.

"But I didn't care much for that one with all the numbers and things. I think they called it Science? I didn't have much use for that, I only need numbers to count my money, and I hire people to do that," continued Trump.

"What I REALLY loved in school was that I was the richest one in mine and therefore the coolest," recounted Trump.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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