Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 18 April 2016


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No Mas

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Iron Curtain has been parted. The Wall has been torn down. In case you really wanted to know why Hillary Clinton didn't want anyone to read her E-mails, the cat is now out of the bag.

Crack National Security investigator, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, on a plum assignment that took him through the forbidden corridors of the FBI and the Justice Department, released documents confirming that Hillary Clinton and Vladimir Putin have been sexting each other since Russia's Prime Minister was first photographed topless, riding a horse in southern Siberia's Tuva region in 2009.

Combining both the spirit of perestroika and glasnost in their revealing exchanges, the two of them blissfully carried on their E-mail relationship until just recently when Vladimir, upon receiving a picture of a topless Hillary riding a camel through the streets of Washington, begged for mercy and signed off; "No mas!"

One would believe that even George Clooney and Barbra Streisand must be having second thoughts about Hillary at this juncture. But tomorrow is another day. With Trump and Hillary poised for victories in the New York Primary, Vladimir can only hang on to his hat and ride off into the sunset, hoping that he doesn't have to deal with the Trumpster for the next four years.

NOTE: Even though the FBI and the Justice Department were unwilling to cooperate with Dirty Trick Detwiler, both the horse and camel that Putin and Clinton rode in on, respectively, were more than happy to contribute to this story.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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