Trump, the new terrorist

Funny story written by foodallyoucan

Friday, 15 April 2016

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Listen up ISIS. There is a bigger threat these days nearer to home (the USA). While the ISIS operates in the Middle East and has only spouted threats for actual terrorism in mainland USA, there is a regime shaping up that is more terrifying than ISIS.

It is called UKOT. An apt acronym for a growing organization called UNITED KINGDOM OF TRUMP.

Donald Trump, the leading Republican presidential contender, has grand designs not only for the whole USA, but also for domination of the whole NORTH and SOUTH AMERICA.

The president or prime minister of each nation in the AMERICAS will be downgraded to mere governor and the remaining president will be Donald Trump. The capital of the kingdom will be relocated to NEW YORK CITY, Trump's base, and New York-accented English will be the major language, with Spanish, Portuguese, and French as secondary languages.

Justin Trudeau, the amiable prime minister of Canada, said that he will not give up Canada to UKOT without a fight. "They will crush our maple leaf but our Canadian spirit will not be toppled down!!!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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