New York, NY Donald Trump announced some of the changes he will make when he becomes President of the United States.
"For starters, I will be replacing Air Force One. My own plane is much nicer so I think the only comparable thing the government has that will be fast and comfortable is the Space Shuttle. So I'll have that converted for my own private use," spoke Trump.
"I'll also be changing the name of the White House to Trump Tower 2 and adding a penthouse and three more stories for my wardrobe. I'll pay for the renovations myself by selling little replicas of it with me standing in front. They'll fly off the shelves!" bragged Trump.