Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One

Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 23 March 2016

image for Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One
Rejected Ideas Included Erecting a Larger Building Beside the White House and Use the White House for a Tool Shed.

New York, NY Donald Trump announced some of the changes he will make when he becomes President of the United States.

"For starters, I will be replacing Air Force One. My own plane is much nicer so I think the only comparable thing the government has that will be fast and comfortable is the Space Shuttle. So I'll have that converted for my own private use," spoke Trump.

"I'll also be changing the name of the White House to Trump Tower 2 and adding a penthouse and three more stories for my wardrobe. I'll pay for the renovations myself by selling little replicas of it with me standing in front. They'll fly off the shelves!" bragged Trump.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more