Written by Al N.

Friday, 18 March 2016

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Poster in Kim Jong-Un's Bedroom

Pyongyang, North Korea A long-time admirer of Donald Trump, North Korean dictator and hater of the United States Kim Jong-Un gave a strong endorsement today for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential race.

"I have learned many things from watching the moves of Donald Trump. I would not have had the nerve to do many of the things I do without the great and unpredictable Donald Trump. Whenever I feel a twinge of conscience over sending three innocent generations of a family to a labor camp, or when I have a close relative executed, I think of the four times Donald Trump declared bankruptcy and left everyone else to carry the debt of his failures. Or I think of when he bragged about buying off politicians.

And now he's calling Mexicans rapists, expelling black people from his rallies, talking about banning Muslims from the country, and inciting violence at his gatherings! You need Trump for the entertainment factor alone!" said the portly North Korean.

"If I ever have to bomb New York or Washington I will warn Donald Trump to leave first!" promised the world's most self-obsessed "leader."

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