Written by Moose

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

image for Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and John Oliver to Quit if Trump Loses

NEW YORK, NY - In a rare act of unanimity, late night television hosts, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and John Oliver have announced they will step down if Donald Trump does not become the Republican candidate for President of the United States.

Late night TV has been dominated by Trump stories, including advocating a wall between Mexico and the USA, saying African-American youths "have no spirit", labeling Mexican immigrants "criminals and rapists", arguing that John McCain is not a war hero and many others.

All of the hosts agree that late night TV will fail, if Trump turns out to be a HUUUUGE LOOOOSER.

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