Not that there is anything wrong with that--infamous anti-immigrant and law and order Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, was discovered to be part of a BDSM ring where he was paddled while wearing pink panties.
In the ultimate irony, Sheriff Joe, or Sheriff of Naughtydom, as his new friends call him, willfully wore the pink panties he forced prisoners to wear in his jail.
One person in the sex group who claims to have spanked the Sherrif while he wore the well known pink panties, talked to The Spoof under the condition that they remain anonymous.
"We ultimately kicked him out because of the complexity of the scripts in his role playing/sex games and his increasingly anti-lubricant rhetoric." The source went on explaining that, "Well, most people just need to spank or be spanked without much thought behind their motivations, Joe was like Cecil B. Demille: He had these elaborate border wall sets he brought in and all these convoluted scenarios where the immigrants took over the jail before he could get his rocks off."
The Sheriff Of Naughtydom, now just the Sherrif of Maricopa County, said in a press conference that the stories are just made up by people upset by his support for Donald Trump and his call for a border wall. True enough, when the Sheriff attended a Trump rally this week, protesters threw pink panties and foam bricks at him.
