Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 28 December 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: In an unprecedented reaction to outcries from feminists led by Democratic National Chairwoman, Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz, The Spoof removed "Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate" from the headline position on top of its featured stories just after two days.

Citing this type of 'toilet humor' as being both derogatory and disrespectful to the millions of women who take their position on the toilet seriously, Blabbermouth Schultz demanded that the editors take down this story or face the wrath of the Irrational Organization for Women (IOW).

Ironically, even the most concerned members of CHEETA didn't join with Blabbermouth in calling for the story's removal. Attorneys for this animal advocacy group said that, "they had no dog in this race," because the gerbil was a robot and had no heart beat.

Even Donald Trump, who called the toilet activity of Hillary Clinton "disgusting," agreed that; "What happens in the toilet should stay in the toilet."

The Trumpster added: "She should have stayed there with that robotic varmint until after the debate was over."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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