NEW YORK, NY - Democrat Presidential hopeful, Hillary Rodham Clinton said today that she will "Toss Trump's Salad", if he is the Republican candidate in 2016.
The comment came after Donald Trump said that Hillary was "Schlonged" by Barack Obama. "Schlonged" means to be be cockslapped by a man with a large penis. Apparently, Mr. Trump believes that he is very well endowed.
After Ms. Clinton's remark, her press secretary, Ivana Mann, clarified that Hillary was NOT going to lick Trump's taint and insisted that Ms. Clinton was going to literally toss Trump's salad, after shredding the lettuce, cutting the cheese, slicing the onions and applying ranch dressing.
Later, Ms. Clinton added "If Donald Trump does not become the Republican candidate, she will gladly give him a rusty trombone.