LAS VEGAS, NV - Donald Trump was outed today by Jeb Bush as a secret double-agent, sent by Democrats to destroy the Republican party.
Former Florida governor, Jeb Bush, made the announcement today via Twitter:
"Donald negotiated a deal with Hillary Clinton", Jeb tweeted, after Donald Trump cited a poll showing his supporters would stick with him if he left the Republican Party. "Continuing this path will put her in the White House."
The New York billionaire has a spotty political history. He was a Republican, then he was a Democrat, and now he's a bigoted, xenophobic, populist conservative.
This latest iteration of Mr Trump's political leaning is just a ruse - an elaborate cover for a liberal saboteur who has spent the past year setting explosives that threaten the unity of the party he pledged to support.
This is a theory that has been bubbling long before Mr Bush's recent Twitter accusation.
"If Donald Trump were a Democrat mole placed in the Republican Party to disrupt the election, how would his behavior be any different?" asked conservative political commentator George Will. "I don't think it would be."