Written by Moose

Thursday, 17 December 2015

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LAS VEGAS, NV - Donald Trump was outed today by Jeb Bush as a secret double-agent, sent by Democrats to destroy the Republican party.

Former Florida governor, Jeb Bush, made the announcement today via Twitter:

"Donald negotiated a deal with Hillary Clinton", Jeb tweeted, after Donald Trump cited a poll showing his supporters would stick with him if he left the Republican Party. "Continuing this path will put her in the White House."

The New York billionaire has a spotty political history. He was a Republican, then he was a Democrat, and now he's a bigoted, xenophobic, populist conservative.

This latest iteration of Mr Trump's political leaning is just a ruse - an elaborate cover for a liberal saboteur who has spent the past year setting explosives that threaten the unity of the party he pledged to support.

This is a theory that has been bubbling long before Mr Bush's recent Twitter accusation.

"If Donald Trump were a Democrat mole placed in the Republican Party to disrupt the election, how would his behavior be any different?" asked conservative political commentator George Will. "I don't think it would be."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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