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Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Funny story: Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Apparently, the Putin & Trump love affair is beginning to stink. Not like roses and lolly pops, but smell rich with suspicion. What could Trump owe Putin in dollars, real estate, votes, or pee videos, to make him appear oblivious to Putin's knock...

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Pope considering nuking Australia over Cardinal Pells phedophilia charges

Funny story: Pope considering nuking Australia over Cardinal Pells phedophilia charges

In a highly secret meeting, the Pope was said to be outraged at the latest pedophile scandal to hit the church, demanding to know why Pell didn't mop this up before he left Australia. It seems time and his track record of deceit and outrage agains...

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Donut Miracle Converts Thousands to Christianity

Funny story: Donut Miracle Converts Thousands to Christianity

Mobile, AL - Well-respected local, Jamie McGinn, woke up on October 17th like it was any other day. Little did she know, her routine Saturday donut run would be far from normal. On her way back into the house from her trip to Dan's Donuts, she trippe...

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Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Funny story: Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Pope Francis decided enough is enough and has told the Vatican not to acknowledge the existence of a gay French ambassador who should have taken his position in Rome. The Vatican does not mind gay priests spreading their gospels all over the plan...

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Pope professes his fondness for Kanye West, declares all other music "obsolete"

Funny story: Pope professes his fondness for Kanye West, declares all other music "obsolete"

Vatican City- In what is sure to be earth shattering news, earlier today Pope Francis declared his love of Kanye West, calling him "the greatest musical mind of the last 100 years". His holiness commented: "If our Lord and Savior were here with u...

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Vatican Council to Decide if God Has a Penis and Testacles

Funny story: Vatican Council to Decide if God Has a Penis and Testacles

The Vatican well known for it's lofty metaphysical discussions about the meaning of life like whether children will go to hell for masturbating and if women's orgasm are sinful and important philosophical quandaries like that - has now turned to deep...

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Boys, Boys, Boys! It's what a priest dreams of.

Funny story: Boys, Boys, Boys! It's what a priest dreams of.

Under-aged CIA reporter Johnny Pedo-Hunter, who has been sniffing around the Vatican looking for some dirty news, has just reported back to HQ what everybody knew anyway - kiddies porno has been found sitting on laps and tops and PCs in the holy cath...

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Pope hopes to clean up

Funny story: Pope hopes to clean up

To show the compassion of the church, Pope Frances ordered Vatican barbers to offer homeless men and women a shave and a haircut for "two bits" (twenty-five cents). The proceeds, the pontiff said, will be added to the church's "coffers," except in th...

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Pope Francis's Guide to Happiness

Funny story: Pope Francis's Guide to Happiness

1. "LIVE AND LET LIVE." "The Pope refers to not judging others and letting them continue with their lives in a way that best suits them." Really? Would the Church even exist if it had followed this? Remember the Crusades, the so-called Holy Wars, the pact with Hitler? The forcible conversion of natives? The indoctrination of the faithful through the Catholic school system? The exploit...

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Pope issues weather report: "It's hotter than hell!"

Funny story: Pope issues weather report: "It's hotter than hell!"

VATICAN CITY -- While admitting that he's "no scientist," Pope Francis is preparing to issue a papal encyclical (not to be confused with a Popsicle or an icicle) concerning global warming "and other celestial matters." An encyclical is a lesson of...

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Pope Announces Sweeping Reforms

Funny story: Pope Announces Sweeping Reforms

The Vatican is introducing sweeping reforms to its liturgical practice. Mass, benediction and special services, from now on, will be all-ticket affairs. The "pensio" as the ticket is called can be bought online. Marketing director for the Vatican...

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Pope Francis on Sin and Penance.

Funny story: Pope Francis on Sin and Penance.

VATICAN CITY PAPAL ANNOUNCEMENT. The following was broadcast last night by Pope Francis from Rome. "The Holy See's concern with the march of materialism has prompted her to reinstate PENANCE as the primary mode of the expiation of sins. For too long we have ignored the sacrament and its healing power. The global obsession with transient pleasures, with material things, with cosmetics, travel...

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Vatican to reboot bible in 2015

Funny story: Vatican to reboot bible in 2015

Catholics around the world have been screaming "blasphemy" all day after it was revealed that the Vatican will reboot the Bible next year and write a new "more modern" version if it for release in the summertime. The Vatican made the decision du...

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Pope Denounces Euthanasia

Funny story: Pope Denounces Euthanasia

POPE FRANCIS denounced the "Right to Die Movement" on Saturday 14th November 2014, saying that Euthanasia is a "sin against God and creation". We talked to their Foreign Affairs Director at the Holy See, Jesuit Bishop Alphonse de Mason. "The V...

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Pope To Translate Bible to 140 Characters #blessed

The streets of the Vatican were bustling as White Smoke alerted all the citizens. White Smoke being the official app of the Pope. The sound of Marimba echoing through the streets. "Oh Our God! Is the Pope #RIP?" tweeted @vatikitty12. Sighs of relief...

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Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

Funny story: Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

As ITV gear up for the launch of its latest Breakfast show, insiders have announced that there will be a live link to the Vatican during the show. Following the demise of the much maligned 'Daybreak' the launch of ITV's latest breakfast incarnatio...

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Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

Funny story: Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

In response to Cardinal Nolan's erroneously saying that contraceptives can be purchased at 7-11's and implying that they are available even to poor women, the National Coalition of American Nuns has established a Women's Health Center North of 100th...

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Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

Funny story: Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican is reporting that Pope Francis is making plans to visit the Ukraine. His holiness has been advised by his team of advisers not to make the trip to Kiev, but he says that he has to go in order to show the world that he is...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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