Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 31 August 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: This story has to be true, if only because of the striking resemblance between the Road Runner and his purported parents, Hillary Clinton and Anthony Weiner. Have some doubts? Just check out side-by-side photos of the three of them.

Wile E Coyote, just back from a victorious tour in Afghanistan, jumped right back into the headlines during a Beat the Press interview this Sunday. Questioned by George Steponyouresaphagus regarding his opinion of Hillary Clinton, the Wile E one stated that he was present when the Road Runner was anvilboarded by ACME agents. "He folded like a cheap Hungarian accordian," exclaimed Coyote. When asked by ACME if he had any affiliation with the Clinton Foundation, the Road Runner stated that he was Hillary's love child by way of Anthony Weiner, and that he was on the Board of Directors and received a nifty stipend for giving BEEP! BEEP! speeches to ISIS assassins.

If that testimony doesn't convince you, check out the way Hillary, Weiner and the Road Runner all just geek out when they see an ACME anvil coming down on them. Absolutely eerie.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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