Trump card fails!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 10 August 2015

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A lame Donald in the bush is worth 2 dead ducks in the pond, ask Hilary!

It seems though non-alcoholic, non-drug-taking, clean as a whistle, multi-billionaire candidate for the the US presidency, Herr Trump, has played his final ace and it floundered!

Donald, a now dead duck, has said publicly that the US are bunch of illegal immigrants wishing to have a piece of his cake (without the icing) and this has not gone down well with alcoholics, junkies, and others who in their bedazzled minds thought Trump was a reincarnation of Jesus without a beard, because Donald preaches that beards are unhygienic, and would never wear one even though he thinks he is Jesus.

Now according to statistics, those who exist on the "Wild Side" (Thanks Lou) make up quite substantial numbers and their votes would have swept Trump into power including Mexican/South American/Middle American Latinos who flog Tacos for a living laced with a white substance that they say is Peruvian salt?

However, due to Donald's unfortunate lack of multi-culti diplomacy (to put in mildly), he's screwed it big-time! So it seems there's only one real serious candidate left called Hilary (not Edmund, he climbed other mountains) and supported by "Puffing Billy" (Don't mention the word BLOW here!) the US will soon have their first female president who has announced her marriage to Angie Merkel after it is all over!

James Brown, eat your soul out!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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